James is really sick but his primary concern is still touching my butt

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

Last night I met a married couple, and it became evident that they were scoping out girls at the bar for a threesome. Eventually, the husband waved me over and started chatting me up, and he was like “I just have to say, your lips are beautiful. You are gorgeous, just to die for. So fabulous. By the way, my wife and I are here looking for a girl who wanted to maybe join us at home?”

Literally the weirdest experience of my entire life.

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Bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

moseby:

I’m swiping yes

Who dat who dat b-a-b-e

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny